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JULY 20 2002: HOBO MASTER AND HOBO GENERAL: HELLO GOOD FRIENDS. TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE CREATION OF THE GREATEST WEBSITE ON THE PLANET, HOBO MASTER AND HOBO GENERAL ARE UPDATING TOGETHER!!! THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION FOR MANY REASONS. HOBO PARK HAS HAD ITS FIRST ANNIVERSERY. THAT WAS A FEW MONTHS AGO. WE HAVE BEEN CELEBRATING EVER SINCE AND HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO UPDATING. OUR BAD. THIS IS, IN FACT, THE FIRST UPDATE OF 2002. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR THE WEBSITE ON THIS UPDATE? NOTHING MUCH. WE'VE JUMPED THE GUN ON NEXT YEAR'S ANNIVERSERY CELEBRATION!!! AND WE HAVE LITTLE TO UPDATE. TOO DRUNK. BUT SERIOUSLY, OUR HOBO COMPANIONS, WE MAY HAVE A SPECIAL UPDATE JUST FOR YOU. LOOK AROUND THE SITE. YOU MAY GET LUCKY. HINT, HINT, LOOK AT THE MR. HOBO PAGE, HINT, HINT AND THE HOBO PHOTO SHOOT, HINT, HINT. SEE YOU AROUND. AND AS BUSTA RHYMES WOULD SAY, "TRICK OR TREAT, MOTHER F***ER!!!"
DECEMBER 9 2001: HOBO GENERAL: BIG UPDATE COMING VERY SOON. WATCH FOR IT. IN THE MEAN TIME, A NEW GAME VERSION IS OUT. ALSO, HERE'S A BEAUTIFUL HOBO PARK CHRISTMAS POEM:
CHRISTMAS AT HOBO PARK
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AND DOWN BY THE TRACKS
HOBOES WAS SLEEPING ALL SOUND BY THEIR PACKS
THEIR BOTTLES WAS TUCKED IN THEIR TOP COATS WITH CARE
IN HOPES THAT TOMORROW THE BOOZE WOULD BE THERE.
THEY WERE SWEETLY SNORING IN CAST-AWAY RUGS,
WITH VISIONS OF FOOD AND DRINK IN BIG JUGS.
CHINS WITH HIS BINDLE AND I WITH MY WINE
WE HOPPED OFF A FREIGHT ON THE SANTA FE LINE.
THEN DOWN BY THE RAILS THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER,
WE JUMPED UP TO SEE JUST WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
BEHIND A CABOOSE I FLEW IN A FLASH,
BUT OLD CHINS FELL DOWN WHEN HE TRIED TO DASH.
MOONSHINE ON THE RAILYARD ALL COVERED WITH SNOW
GAVE A LUSTRE OF DAY TO THE OBJECTS BELOW.
WHEN ALL AT ONCE, TO MY EYES DID APPEAR
A BIG PADDY WAGON WITH COPS ON THE REAR.
THE BIG NASTY DRIVER, SO RED IN THE FACE,
TIPPED ME OFF TO THE FACT THEY WERE RAIDING THE PLACE.
UPSTANDING AND RIGHTEOUS, TOWARD US THEY CAME
WHILE THE SERGEANT IN CHARGE CALLED THEM BY NAME:
"NOW CLANCY, NOW YANCY, O'LEARY, AND FLYNN
ON TRACY, ON LACEY, ON BRENDAN AND WYNNE
NOW SPREAD OUT, ME LADS, AND WE'LL CATCH ONE AND ALL!"
AS DRY LEAVES BEFORE THE NORTH WIND WOULD FLY
THE HOBOES ALL RAN AS THE BIG COPS WENT BY.
THEY RAN OVER BUSHES AND OUT THROUGH THE WEEDS
THE IRISH, THE DANES, THE NORWEGIANS AND SWEDES.
THE COPS STARTED RUNNING, I HEARD THEIR BIG FEET,
AND I THANKED THE GOOD LORD MY LEGS WERE SO FLEET.
AS I JUMPED TO MY FEET AND WAS TURNING AROUND
THROUGH THE BUSHES A COP HAD COME IN WITH A BOUND.
HE WAS DRESSED IN ALL BLUE FROM HIS BOOTS TO HIS PATE
AND IN HIS RIGHT HAND WAS A BIG THIRTY-EIGHT.
HE SHOVED AN OLD STUMBLEBUM FLAT ON HIS BACK
AS HE RAN THROUGH THE BRUSH ON HIS WAY TO THE TRACK.
HIS EYES THEY DID BURN LIKE TWO HOLES INA QUILT
HE LOOKED LIKE A RHINO THE WAY HE WAS BUILT.
HIS THIN, STUBBORN LIPS WERE CLAMPED SHUT LIKE A VISE
THE LOOK THAT HE GAVE ME, IT TURNED ME TO ICE.
THE STUMP OF A CIGAR HE HELD IN HIS TEETH
AND THE SMOKE OF IT CIRCLED HIS HEAD LIKE A WREATH.
HE HAD A RED FACE, AND A POT BELLY,
THAT BOUNCED WHEN HE RAN, NOT LIKE JAM BUT LIKE JELLY.
HE GRABBED POOR OLD CHINS BY THE COLLAR, YOU SEE,
BE HE JUST DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH SPEED TO GET ME.
HE BELLERED AND HOLLERED WHILE STILL ON THE RUN
AND KNOCKED OLD CHINS DOWN WITH THE BUTT OF HIS GUN.
THEY LOADED UP EVERY OLD HOBO IN CAMP
THE WINOS AND DINGBATS AND EVERY OLD TRAMP.
THEY SPRANG TO THEIR WAGON WITH A GOOD SHOW OF SPEED,
SECURE IN THE THOUGHT THEY HAD DONE A GOOD DEED.
I HEARD THEM EXCLAIM AS THEY DROVE OUT OF SIGHT,
"THE BEST TIME TO CATCH BUMS IS ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT!"
NOVEMBER 25 2001: HOBO MASTER: OH MY BINDLE! GUESS WHO UPDATED? YOUR HOME BOY, HOBO MASTER! AND ALL THE WAY FROM AUSTRALIA! YOBO MY FRIENDS. I HAVE MADE IT TO AUSTRALIA AND AM CHILLIN' WIT THE AUZZIES MATE. OKAY LOYAL HOBOS, HERES THE UPDATE: I UPDATED THE WHAT'S NEW SECTION SO NOW YOU CAN KNOW WHO WROTE THE UPDATES! (THIS DOES NOT ALWAYS MEAN THEY DID THE UPDATE THOUGH). I ALSO UPDATED THE ABOUT HOBO PARK PAGE SO YOU CAN KNOW I TURNED 12! PLUS AS AN ADDED BUNOS I UPDATED THE CONTACT PAGE SO YOU CAN KNOW WHERE I LIVE NOW! NOT EXCITED? OH WELL, I DID MY BEST. I WILL NOW BE UPDATING MORE REGULARLY NOW THAT THE COMPUTER IS WORKING. FEEL FREE TO REJOICE AND I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
OCTOBER 28 2001: HOBO GENERAL: HEY, MAY SEEM LIKE A WHILE BETWEEN UPDATES, BUT IT'S NOT. I WILL NOT POST NEWS ABOUT THE GAME HERE. CHECK HOBO GAMES FOR THAT. I PUT UP SOME NEW HOBO PICTURES. NICE. CHECK OUT THE GAME AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE LATEST VERSION.
SEPTEMBER 23 2001: HOBO GENERAL: BEEN A WHILE? SORRY. SORRY. BUT WAS IT WORTH THE WAIT? THE ANSWER IS NO. A DEMO FOR THE GAME IS UP. WOOT. IT'S NOT FINISHED. HAVE BEEN WORKING ON A NEW LAYOUT FOR HOBO PARK, ONE WITH A LOT MORE FREEDOM. THAT SHOULD BE COMING SOON. ONCE AGAIN, SORRY.
AUGUST 18 2001:HOBO MASTER: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALONG TIME, HOBO MASTER IS UPDATING, THUS PROVING THERE IS A GOD. FIRST AND FOREMOST, I AM MOVING TO AUSTRAILIA. I STILL WILL BE ABLE TO UPDATE, BUT IT MIGHT BE HARD. I SHALL CERTAINLY MISS ALL OF YOU IN THE U.S., THE HOBO CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, BUT HAVE NEW ADVENTURES TO TEND TO. LIKE TEACHING THE AUZZIES ABOUT HOBOS. I AM SORRY UPDATES HAVE BEEN FEW AND THEY WERE SHORT, BUT PLEASE STAY LOYAL. THAT BIG UPDATE IS JUST ROUND THE CORNER.AS I SAID BEFORE, I WILL MISS EVERYONE HERE AND THIER TREMENDOUS HOBO SUPPORT. YOU'VE BEEN GREAT. I SHALL BE SIGNING OFF FOR A WHILE, BUT THE HOBO GENERAL WILL KEEP YOU HAPPY UPDATE WISE. ITS BEEN REAL HOBOS, AND DONT WORRY, I'LL BE BACK...
AUGUST 7 2001: HOBO GENERAL: YOBO! THAT'S A HOBO GREETING. READ ABOUT IT IN THE HOBOPEDIA. BASICALLY A CLEAN-UP UPDATE. FIXED A FEW SPELLING ERRORS. FIXED SOMETHING IN THE HOBOPEDIA THAT MAY HAVE UNINTENTIONALLY OFFENDED A FEW PEOPLE. ADDED A HOBO GAMES SECTION. IT WILL CONTAIN INFORMATION ABOUT THE HOBO GAME. A HUGE UPDATE IS COMING SOON. YOU CAN BE YOUR BINDLE ON THAT.
JULY 9 2001: HOBO GENERAL: SO MUCH GOING ON. ADDED A LINK. CHECK IT OUT. CHANGED THE ENTIRE HOBOPEDIA. CHECK IT OUT. GAME IS COMING VERY NICELY. CHECK IT OUT. ADDED A BOOK REVIEW. CHECK IT OUT. STARTED PUTTING NEW NEWS AT THE TOP. CHECK IT OUT. GAME'S NAME IS HOBO PARK: RISE OF THE BEANEMPIRE. I DOUBT ANYONE STILL CHECKS THIS SITE. IT HAS BEEN ALMOST A MONTH SINCE THE LAST UPDATE. IT'S ,ME, THE HOBO GENERAL'S FAULT. IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT POSTED ON THIS SITE, I'LL DO IT.
JUNE 11 2001"HOBO GENERAL: NEW HOBO MESSAGE BOARD!!!!!! VISIT HOBO GAB! TALK WITH HOBOS!
JUNE 10 2001:HOBO GENERAL: DESPITE WORKING ON THE GAME, I HAVE MANAGED TO DOUBLE THE CONTENT IN THE HOBOPEDIA. GAME IS DOING GREAT.
JUNE 6 2001:HOBO GENERAL: FINALLY PICTURES OF THE GAME. NOTE: NONE OF THESE GRAPHICS ARE FINISHED, SO THEY WILL LOOK BETTER IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
JUNE 6 2001:HOBO MASTER: THE RUMORS ARE TRUE (IF THERE ARE ANY RUMORS). THE HOBO GENERAL AND I ARE MAKING THE FIRT EVER HOBO VIDEO GAME!!! IT WILL BE A RPG (ROLE PLAYING GAME). IT WILL NOT BE A MR. HOBO BASED GAME, BUT A NEW ORIGINAL HOBO ADVENTURE. LOOK FOR NEWS ON IT IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
JUNE 03 2001:HOBO GENERAL: MINOR UPDATE. ON THE SIMPSONS THERE WAS YET ANOTHER HOBO REFRENCE CHECK IT OUT AT THE HOBOPEDIA
MAY 30 2001:HOBO MASTER: IM BACK. THE HOBO MASTER. I TEAMED UP WITH BRENDAN WHITE TO DO A CROSSOVER OF "MARK" HIS COMIC AN MR. HOBO WICH DOESN'T MATTER TO YOU CAUSE YOU CAN'T READ IT YET. CHECK OUT HOBO GAB AT AOL CHAT!!!!!!!
MAY 31 2001:HOBO GENERAL: THE LARGEST UPDATE EVER!!!!!!! I HOPE THAT'S ENOUGH EXCLAIMATION MARKS CAUSE IF IT ISN'T...
OH ANY WAY CHECK OUT THE NPT AND THE HOBO BOOK CORNER. IT'S ALL GOOD.
MAY 26 2001: HOBO GENERAL: ADDED NEW LINKS TO THE HOBO LINKS. ALSO ADDED INFO ABOUT THE SIMPSONS HOBO IN THE HOBOPEDIA!
MAY 25 2001:HOBO GENERAL: SO MANY UPDATES. OH, THE UPDATES THERE ARE. THE HOBOPEDIA ALREADY HAS A NEW LOOK. I ALREADY GOT ONE NEW HOBO VOCAB WORD SUBMITTED. I CHANGED THE TITLE ON THE TOP OF EACH PAGE. NOW IT MOVES. THINGS THAT MOVE ARE GOOD. I UPDATED THE HOBO PHOTOS. NOT MUCH, BUT IT HELPS. I AM ALSO HAPPY TO PRESENT A NEW FEATURE TO HOBO PARK. IT'S THE HOBO SHOUT OUT!!!! AND IT'S FOUND ON THIS PAGE. YOU EMAIL ME AND GIVE ME YOUR NAME AND MAYBE A REASON AND I'LL POST IT ON THIS PAGE. THERE'S ALSO A HOBO COUNTER ON HOBO HOME
MAY 22 2001:HOBO GENERAL: FINALLY AN UPDATE. MADE A FEW COSMETIC CHANGES (MENU BAR) AND CREATED A NEW SECTION! IT'S THE HOBOPEDIA! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE HOBO GENERAL.
MAY 21 2001:HOBO MASTER: THE HOBO GENERAL HAS INFORMED ME OF A HOBO SIGHTING LAST SUNDAY ON THE "SIMPSONS". THE HOBO ON THE SHOW CALLED ALL NON HOBOS "NOBOS". I SHALL HAVE MORE ON IT LATER.
MAY 16 2001:HOBO MASTER: SORRY FOR THE HORRIBLE ABSENCE OF UPDATES. I'VE BEEN GROUNDED (NO COMPUTER). I UPDATED THE CATALOG SECTION A BIT. DON'T WORRY. SOON THERE WILL BE AN EXTREME UPDATE. PROMISE...
MAY 1 2001:HOBO MASTER: HOBO GENERAL UPDATED IMAGES! SWEET! CHECK OUT PHOTOS PAGE.
APRIL 29 2001:HOBO MASTER: MY COMIC, MR. HOBO NOW HAS INFO AND BIOS IN THE CATALOG SECTION.
APRIL 27 2001:HOBO MASTER: THE MR. HOBO COMIC CAME OUT. THIS WEBSITE CAME OUT. OH YES SOMETHING INTERESTING. IN NEW YORK A FEW MONTHS BACK THEY CAUGHT A 35 YEAR OLD "HOMELESS MAN" (HOBO) SPRAYING A MIXTURE OF URINE AND POO POO ON A SALAD BAR. HE WAS ARRESTED.
APRIL 27 2001:HOBO MASTER: EVERYTHING IS NEW WITH MY SITE. UNLESS IT BECOMES OLD IN WHICH CASE YOU SHOULD DISREGARD THE PRECEDING STATEMENT. THANK YOU.
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